Saved my life
Have you ever hit that rock bottom point in life? Maybe your wife left you or you lost your job. Maybe you’re spending your nights searching for answers at the bottom of a bottle. Maybe the darkness is surrounding you and you’re all out of hope. We’ve all been there at one point or another, but they say “it’s always darkest just before the dawn.” Enter, this album, nay this relic. I was at the point where I almost gave up on life but then I listened to this album, and I mean really listened. I studied it’s lyrical intricacies to find its greater meanings and wisdom. Let me tell you all now, as a man that has seen the light and experienced deep feelings from this album... It is just absolute garbage, and I mean truly just awful. Never before has such a terrible atrocity entered the entertainment industry. This was when I had an epiphany..... if someone so talentless, so absolutely devoid of any artistic ability whatsoever can become famous... then maybe I too have a chance. If I just dye my hair to look like Toucan Sam, tattoo a bunch of useless crap on my face, and disrespect every person in my industry with true talent, than I can also become a star and make millions by being a D**che. Have no fear my friends if ever you need inspiration in life to make yourself feel like John frickin Stamos then give this album a listen. If this guy can make it, anyone can. 1 star (the best) cuz this album is number one at making me feel number one!